Smart Dressing Mugs

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Mt. Moriah Church Homecoming: Wipe your feet and tuck in that shirt

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Female Boss 6

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Unsuitable clothing.

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Tree

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

"You didn't read the memo about the board members coming for a visit?"

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

Fluff It Up. A hairdresser creates an amazing Afro.

"I'm sorry. I concede, I may have over power-dressed this morning."

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"That's Gross Bros for you. You want powerlook, you got powerlook."