Dressing Mugs

So far so good.

Breakages must be paid for

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Hey, do you want ranch with that salad?

Unsuitable clothing.

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Men explore their wardrobe options.

"What do you think of my new dress?. . .Men are hopeless."

"It's parent's evening tonight, Dad. Lose the hoodie."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Little Princess.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."