Smart Dressing Prints

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Mt. Moriah Church Homecoming: Wipe your feet and tuck in that shirt

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Let's see a robot do that."

Female Boss 6

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Unsuitable clothing.

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"You didn't read the memo about the board members coming for a visit?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go - your power tie is usurping my authority."

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Tree

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Is this dress too revealing?

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"I'm sorry. I concede, I may have over power-dressed this morning."