Smart Dog Aficionados Gifts

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Not here - home!'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Gesundheit!"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"You should run for president."

When Dogs Rule

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Dog fetches dice

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'