Smart Appliances Pillows

"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"You are still here."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Ready for a run!

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.