Smart Appliances Pillows

"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"You are still here."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Ready for a run!

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.