Small Town Comedians Pillows

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

The Month of August

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"Very few leave the grove!"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

This one needs re-booting!

I've turned to the darkside!

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."

Botox!

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

'How very Blackheath!'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

10 pin bowling cows.

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

Dog Work Ethics

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'Let's try Chicago or someplace - this town isn't big enough for both of us.'

Flea in the ear

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

I hate autumn!

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'

"The neighbor's dog just made a deposit in our yard. We're going over there to give him his interest."