Start their day with a laugh! Our small town comedians mugs feature witty sayings and charming designs that celebrate local humor. Perfect for coffee or tea to kickstart their day with a smile.
How did you live your whole life in this boring town? I didn't. I went to college in the big city. How could you leave all those exciting, diverse people? If everyone is exciting, they're not diverse. But they're tolerant. Ha! Not of boring people! So that's why West Fester exists!
"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"
The Month of August
'Do you realize he barked all last night?'
Cow has caught a frisby in his udders
"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"
"Very few leave the grove!"
The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!
Clancy Strip: Out of Business
As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.
Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.
This one needs re-booting!
Botox!
"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"
"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."
I've turned to the darkside!
"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"
"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."
10 pin bowling cows.
"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."
"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"
'How very Blackheath!'
Dog Work Ethics
'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'
Flea in the ear
BILL & YADDA-YADDA GATES foundation
I hate autumn!
"We saw a light so we dropped in."
'Let's try Chicago or someplace - this town isn't big enough for both of us.'
A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.
"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."
'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'
'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'
'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'
"The neighbor's dog just made a deposit in our yard. We're going over there to give him his interest."
Brighten any room with pillows decorated with small town comedy motifs—fun, comfortable, and full of personality.
Bring humor to your walls with art prints featuring small town comedians—great for adding a witty, vibrant touch to your home or office.
Explore our range of t-shirts designed for small town comedy fans—wear your humor proudly and showcase your love for local comedians.