Small Print Strugglers Gifts

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Spanx Tells Me No

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Large Print Librarian.

Large Print Book

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

Aways read the small print.

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Jungle of Paragraphs.

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

The eighty-five year old half-blind man that always ran the paper shop had taken his first day off in thirty-five years'

When Lawyers Propose

'Don't get smart with me!'

Readers

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."

"He always reads the small print."

Don't Forget to Read the Small Print - Thank you that will be £20

"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"

"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."