Small Keyboard Struggler Gifts

"I could probably text better by slamming my face against this tiny little keyboard."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Proust of Twitter

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Bill Bailey

Googoo

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Cyberwarfare

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'The computer's down again.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'It's easy to slag off other people's work, much harder to do better yourself...so Daddy's made a career out of slagging off other people's work.'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

Piano desk.

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Organist

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

My Obituary

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

"How's your blogging going?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"