Small Keyboard Struggler Prints

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Proust of Twitter

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Googoo

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Cyberwarfare

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'The computer's down again.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'It's easy to slag off other people's work, much harder to do better yourself...so Daddy's made a career out of slagging off other people's work.'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

Piano desk.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Organist

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

My Obituary

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"How's your blogging going?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'