Keyboard Crusader Prints

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

'You must be new up here. Welcome to the Blogosphere.'

'It's easy to slag off other people's work, much harder to do better yourself...so Daddy's made a career out of slagging off other people's work.'

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

The Proust of Twitter

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I'll bet you pressed ENTER, didn't you?'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Man restrained from using computer. His friend says: 'Leave it Dave, he's not worth it ? it's only a chatroom.'

"It was either 'abolishing homelessness' or 'child poverty' - but I did sign a petition."

"Last month, I offended 367 people on social media..."

"It's been nearly twenty minutes since I totally over-reacted to something I read online."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Computer Life

Googoo

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.