Small Business Grand Opening Gifts

"Let's go use their restroom before they go out of business any second?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Networking

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Important Food Groups

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

At the suit makers

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Check out this new store."

"I love fast break business success."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"I'll have the usual."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Floss Street Vendor

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'