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"The tariffs on produce are killing me."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

An overachieving headless chicken.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Our market analysis is in.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Did you hear about the Ant and the Grasshopper? -- Some Japanese Beetle bought them both out.'

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'