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Less than Ultimate Fighting.

Copycats

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

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'Coleridge'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"You do realise that this position is only for the assistant bootlicker to the CEO?"

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

'It's funny because it's true.'

Communication

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

It's academic

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Lovely weather for it."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

"We'll get him to talk."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

'Do I have anything to say before you pass sentence? Yes, but you go first. My remarks depend on what the sentence is.'