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"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"My feet are cold."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'Drunk'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"I've always worked from home."

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

'On your mark...'

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'

'Oh, I don't know, man — surprise me.'

A Snail follows directions.

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

Sloth Crossing

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

"Urgent, you say? OK, meet you at the patio in two days."

"Relax already!"