Slow-paced Vibe T-Shirts

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"My feet are cold."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'Drunk'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"I've always worked from home."

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!

'On your mark...'

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'

'Oh, I don't know, man — surprise me.'

A Snail follows directions.

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

Rasta Ants.

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

Sloth Crossing

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

You gotta watch out for his brother, but Vlad the Inhaler's pretty chill.

"Urgent, you say? OK, meet you at the patio in two days."

"Relax already!"