Slow Pace Pilot Mugs

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Snail Racing

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Snail Coach

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Racers' Gate.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Anyone home?"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Are you a football fan?'

Slowsave.

"He's in lockdown."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Retired Snails.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'Are we there yet?'

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'On your mark...'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

"We've been intersnailing."

Snail Warning

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."