Slow Goer Gifts

Let's face it, it just wasn't for us

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Snail Racing

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Retired Snails.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Are we there yet?'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

"Are we there yet."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

'On your mark...'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"We've been intersnailing."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."