Slothful Leisure Seeker T-Shirts

'I watch 7 hours of TV a day - more if there's anything worth watching. . .'

Golfing Boss

"I AM at my usual position."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Fine. And you?'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Tunnel of TV

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

Watchdog on Holiday

Covid Music

How the goat got square eyes.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Streaming"

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'