Slothful Leisure Seeker Pillows

'I watch 7 hours of TV a day - more if there's anything worth watching. . .'

Golfing Boss

"I AM at my usual position."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Fine. And you?'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Tunnel of TV

Gone Bookkeepin'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

How the goat got square eyes.

Covid Music

"Streaming"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Fetch the Boomerang

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.