Slot Savvy Gifts

He dropped twenty quid! You helping him look for it? Nah. I'm standing on it.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Get on with it!

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Money down the drain.

Doctor's poker.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

Monkey casino study.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Planning for retirement in a casino.

An affair to remember.

"You lose again...!"

One Armed Bandit

Slot machine.

'I just love these granite counters.'

Slot Machine Tree

Most liberal slots on The Strip

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

One armed bandit workout.

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'

'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'

He dropped ten quid.

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

Island one armed bandit.

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

"I think he may have a system."

Fee-charging ATM: 'You are about to be ripped off'.

Slot machine with tip slot.