Slopes Of Ale Explorer T-Shirts

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

REAL ALE for one pint only

Where Cream Ale comes from

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Balloon ski lift

Swiss excalibur...

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'Why trees kill skiers'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Winter Roadwork...

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'You're going to start home brewing, aren't you?'

And now bring the girls!

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'How was your ski trip?'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

'They've set the bar too high!'

'Where is Wally?'

Chilean Wine Fest.

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

'George, you know that I only drink 'near beer' - anybody's beer that's near.'

Ski Lift

Supermarket trolley crash

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"