Slopes Of Ale Explorer T-Shirts

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

REAL ALE for one pint only

Beer

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Balloon ski lift

Swiss excalibur...

'Why trees kill skiers'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Winter Roadwork...

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'You're going to start home brewing, aren't you?'

And now bring the girls!

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'How was your ski trip?'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

'They've set the bar too high!'

'Where is Wally?'

Chilean Wine Fest.

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

Ski Lift

'George, you know that I only drink 'near beer' - anybody's beer that's near.'

Supermarket trolley crash

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.