Slogan Hat Enthusiast Gifts

"He's mad at God."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Steamed vegetables."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Hat Wars.

They will too notice.