Slogan Appreciator Gifts

How Bob wound up with a whole mess of rules.

YOL9.

Drink is a curse.

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"We have an acronym!"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

You are my sunshine!

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Steamed vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Amateurs."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

The Greek Trampoline

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Russia Money Laundering

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Snowyphus

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'