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Quick gin. Sloe gin

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Oysters in June - delicious!

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

I love Berimbau!

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Conveyor belt sushi

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"I'm not blowing to cool it down, I'm trying to warm it up!"

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

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