Slip-and-fall Enthusiasts Pillows

A Very Freudian Slip

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Consenting Adults.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"Another successful year!"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Cowboy Slippers

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

You guys are losers! You sleep through the entire winter. You don't see a snowfall, experience the holiday season, or get to watch the Super Bowl! Don't listen to him. He envies us because people travel hundreds of miles to see the spectacular colorful show we put on every fall. He's just a jealous coniferous tree. All he can do is try to needle us!

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."