Slip-and-fall Enthusiasts Mugs

A Very Freudian Slip

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Consenting Adults.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Cowboy Slippers

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

Freudian slide

Business Slides.