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'A good, but not a grand slam!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'The game went into extra innings.'

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Extreme Bowling.

A Very Freudian Slip

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

"My family never went in for therapy but then my family wasn't nuts."

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

"Thank you, Phillips, but I think this graph makes my point without the aid of a slide whistle."

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

Kids - who'd have em?

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

I like wearing masks during his presentations. No one can see my chronic yawning.

"Stop using the ointment."

'Darling, I realized that you didn't enjoy your dinner by the third page.'