Slide Into Home Plate Appreciator Mugs

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'The game went into extra innings.'

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Extreme Bowling.

A Very Freudian Slip

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

"My family never went in for therapy but then my family wasn't nuts."

Kids - who'd have em?

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

"Thank you, Phillips, but I think this graph makes my point without the aid of a slide whistle."

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

I like wearing masks during his presentations. No one can see my chronic yawning.

"Stop using the ointment."