Slide Presentation Fans Mugs

"Great! We're going to see their slides on how they found the pirate gold in their back yard agian."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Simultaneous translation.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Scranton the Ride

"Sit down Fred!"

O'Keefe.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

A woman glides down a water slide

"You may feel a slight twinge..."

'Is there a doctor in the audience, or preferably a handsome actor who can play a doctor?'

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

Mess up your room!

When mime artists travel to work.

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a doctor in the house?!" "Over here!! I watch a TV show called 'House'—the main character is a doctor and his name is 'House'! Is this helpful?!"