Slide Presentation Fans Pillows

"Great! We're going to see their slides on how they found the pirate gold in their back yard agian."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Simultaneous translation.

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Scranton the Ride

"Sit down Fred!"

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D. (Published originally on March 11, 2014.)

That's what I call value.

'Is there a doctor in the audience, or preferably a handsome actor who can play a doctor?'

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

A woman glides down a water slide

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

"You may feel a slight twinge..."

O'Keefe.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Mess up your room!

When mime artists travel to work.

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a doctor in the house?!" "Over here!! I watch a TV show called 'House'—the main character is a doctor and his name is 'House'! Is this helpful?!"