Slick Character Pillows

"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A Bloody Butcher

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"I beg to differ."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Flytrap nerd.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Sly Fox

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

At the baby oil factory.

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

A woodchop competition with a difference.

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'