Slick Character Pillows

"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A Bloody Butcher

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Victorian Gentleman

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"I beg to differ."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Flytrap nerd.

Sly Fox

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

At the baby oil factory.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

A woodchop competition with a difference.

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."