Slice Savvy Pal T-Shirts

Gift your creative, slice-loving friend a t-shirt that showcases their fun personality. Ideal for casual wear, it’s a great way to show off their witty side.

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

Pizza Fencing

Pizza Fencing

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

Go large or go home!

Go large or go home!

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

"Salamelier"

"Salamelier"

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Kenwood Park

Kenwood Park

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

'The food's pretty bad here, but we make up for it with especially large portions.'

'The food's pretty bad here, but we make up for it with especially large portions.'

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

"I'm back. I couldn't make it as a New York slice."

"I'm back. I couldn't make it as a New York slice."

Lance, do you have a tip for the pizza guy? Yes

Lance, do you have a tip for the pizza guy? Yes

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

"We'll slice through this area here, then divide it into sections."

"We'll slice through this area here, then divide it into sections."

Slice Savvy Pal T-Shirts Collection

Slice Savvy Pal Mugs

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Slice Savvy Pal Pillows

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Slice Savvy Pal Prints

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