Sleighs Gifts

Self-driving sled

Santa emergency stop.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Taxi

'I hate when they do this.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

Slippery underfoot

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."