Sleighs Gifts

Self-driving sled

Santa emergency stop.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Taxi

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'I waxed the runners.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Filling up with Deersil.