Sleighing Gifts

Sleigh Ride

My other vehicle is a toboggan.

'I waxed the runners.'

Musical sleigh

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Taxi

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Turtle Sledge

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

People on a sledge

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Father and His Son Go Sledging.

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'