Sleighing Gifts

Sleigh Ride

My other vehicle is a toboggan.

'I waxed the runners.'

Musical sleigh

That one has all the batteries!

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Taxi

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Turtle Sledge

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Snowman sledging through barbed wire.

Santa emergency stop.

People on a sledge

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'