Sleigh Rider Gifts

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Do you think it's him? Of course I do? The eight tiny reindeer are a dead giveaway!

That one has all the batteries!

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Six-point-seven seconds. You're going to have to do a lot better than that if you expect to finish all of North America in three hours.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

Skiing Holiday

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Pushy Dog

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Turtle Sledge

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'