Sleigh Riding Jokester Gifts

I brake for Jetliners.

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Cleaning the Horse

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

Skiing Holiday

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Santa emergency stop.

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'I waxed the runners.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'