Sleigh Repair Enthusiasts Gifts

'It just goes JINGLE JINGLE, then stops.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

Santa's Flies Safe

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'I waxed the runners.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Slippery underfoot

"I brake for milk & cookies"