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'It just goes JINGLE JINGLE, then stops.'

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

Santa's Flies Safe

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'I waxed the runners.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

"Even the big red suit could only take so much cookie and milk."

Slippery underfoot