Sleigh Makeover Maven Pillows

Pimp my sleigh.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Non-Drip ?

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

Taxi

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Prison Wallpaper.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."