Sleigh Makeover Maven Gifts

Pimp my sleigh.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Non-Drip ?

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Pollock Painting Company

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

If this van's a rockin'...

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Taxi

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Prison Wallpaper.

The Beckhams reveal their coordinated World Cup tattoo, hairstyle and outfits for 2010.

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

'I waxed the runners.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '