Sleigh Mechanic Enthusiast Pillows

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Sleigh Ride

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Skiing Holiday

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'I waxed the runners.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Santa's Flies Safe

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Slippery underfoot

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"