Sleepy Sermon Goer T-Shirts

Discover a t-shirt that playfully celebrates the peaceful, sleepy sermon goer. A fun way to showcase their relaxed attitude with a touch of humor.

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'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?' mockup

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

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The Bookworm

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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Early Piety

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"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker." mockup

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...' mockup

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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Priest

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary." mockup

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

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'Let us pray...'

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'" mockup

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'." mockup

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.' mockup

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

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"I have an app for that."

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"Amen. Please help me up."

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"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies." mockup

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

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"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife." mockup

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

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"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit." mockup

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

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"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed" mockup

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

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United Church of OMG

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Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

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Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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Baptism Then and Now

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CCTV in church.

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"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?" mockup

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

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"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?" mockup

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

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"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?" mockup

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

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'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?' mockup

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

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'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?' mockup

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

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'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

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"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan." mockup

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

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Sleepy Sermon Goer T-Shirts Collection

Sleepy Sermon Goer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring witty messages for the sleepy sermon goer—perfect for mornings and quiet moments.

Sleepy Sermon Goer Pillows

Browse our comfy pillows for the sleepy sermon goer—bring a touch of humor and relaxation to any space.

Sleepy Sermon Goer Prints

See our collection of prints perfect for celebrating the sleepy sermon goer—fun and charming decorations for any room.