Sleeping Pillows

"All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark!"

The four housemen of procrastination

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Dream Small

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

"I probably shouldn't wake him. He needs the exercise."

Think / Don't think signs.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

'My insomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.'

'Which pair of pajamas says 'smart casual'?'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

Napquest

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

'Was I snoring again?'

"It's only until spring."

"I think I can cure your snoring problem. Have you tried not sleeping?"

"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."

"Dang it."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

Monster under the bed (in lower bunk).

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"There's only one cure for insomnia...you need to get more sleep."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'