Sleeping Prints

"All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark!"

The four housemen of procrastination

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Dream Small

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Stop hogging the sheets

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

Gen. Anesthesia.

"I probably shouldn't wake him. He needs the exercise."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Think / Don't think signs.

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

'My insomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.'

'Which pair of pajamas says 'smart casual'?'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

Napquest

Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."

"Dang it."

"It's only until spring."

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"I think I can cure your snoring problem. Have you tried not sleeping?"

'Was I snoring again?'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

Monster under the bed (in lower bunk).

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."