Restful Sleeper Prints

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Night-time halo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Sleeping masks

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Cat Dreams

"He hums in his sleep."

The Princess and the Pea

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.