Restful Sleeper Prints

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Night-time halo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bed Seasons

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Sleeping masks

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Cat Dreams

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

"He hums in his sleep."

The Princess and the Pea

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

Burglar Alarm.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."