Sleeping Beauty Twin Pillows

"What makes you think I was walking in my sleep?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Love chair

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

A couple lie in bed

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

Do you look like your pet ?

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

"What? I slept seven months."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.