Sleepholics Gifts

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Try thinking about something else."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Luke Sleepwalker...

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"He's never up before eleven."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Sleepwalking to work.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.