"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."
Sleep Troubleshooter Prints
Decorate their space with amusing and creative prints celebrating their dedication to solving sleep troubles. Perfect for adding a personal touch to their relaxing nook.
"I think I need an extra pillow."
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Contented man and cat sleeping
'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
Do not disturb...
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
"What's with your hair?"
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
"You were snoring."
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.
In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
'Was it the non-flying dream again?'
Sleep Troubleshooter Prints Collection
Sleep Troubleshooter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating sleep troubleshooters. Find humorous designs perfect for those long nights and early mornings.
Sleep Troubleshooter Pillows
Our playful pillows are ideal for sleep troubleshooters who love to add humor and comfort to their nightly routine.
Sleep Troubleshooter T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that speak to the sleep troubleshooter’s spirit. A fun and personal gift for restful nights and bright mornings.