Sleep Maestro Prints

"The computer is allowed to go into 'sleep mode', you're not!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Baby Piano

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Baby Mozart.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

Grade 2 Cellist

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Orchestra conductor

Timpani.

Quartet.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I'm so good at this!"

Malcolm Sargent

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Music producers.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"