Sleep Maestro Mugs

"The computer is allowed to go into 'sleep mode', you're not!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Baby Piano

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Baby Mozart.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

Grade 2 Cellist

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Timpani.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I'm so good at this!"

Malcolm Sargent

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Edvard Grieg

Music producers.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Street Organ - Monkey

Violin Player

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Take a bow!